"I coulda been a contender"

We've always known Sawyer was a heavyweight, but the other night, he was truly ready for the ring.

I had undressed him and wrapped him in a blanket after feeding him. I realized after a few minutes that he looked just like a little boxer in his pre-fight robe. The blanket is two-sided. Slick on one side and furry on the other. The way I wrapped him looked just like the robe with furry lapels.

Hopefully, this is as close as he'll get to being "a contender."